Mental Midget
Dealer was dealing too fast and exposed the hole card. Both were face cards. One other player at the table. He had 10-6. I had 10-8. Dealer called over the PB and told him he had exposed the hole card. PB just turns it up and says play out the hand. The guy with the 10-6, waves off a hit. The dealer points to her cards and says "Sir, I have 20"
He says "I never hit sixteen". I hit the hard eighteen and drew a 5.
I told him "If you would have hit you would have had 21"
He said "Naw, if I would have hit, it would have been a face card"
I latter heard this mental midget got a DUI........ON A TRACTOR.
Midnite
