Don't tip. If you do, and accidentally overtip, look what happens. I can't believe the valet boss would not have held the $5,000 chip to see if it had been a mistake. I had to re-read the article because I thought for sure this happened at Hair-uhs, but that was an entirely different growl. On that note, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't 30 somethings eventually turn into 40+ somethings?