Its a ploppy Christmas carol....
ON the twelvth day of christmas My PLOPPY gave to me....
Twelve backlined stiffs...
Eleven even moneys...
Ten dirty looks...
Nine pimples O poppin...
Eight buttocks pinches...
Seven flatulant oders..
six fourteens of staying...
Fi-ve ob-surd pair splits...
Four burps of belching...
Three drunken curses...
Two doubles for less...
AND JOHN PAT-TRICK'S PLAYGIRL CENTERFOLD...
MERRY X-MAS GREENCHIP!!
