hit my 15 vs. dealer 5 and pull the picture and watch you cringe and crumble as the dealer makes a 14 card twenty-one and watch your impecibly timed max bets get inhaled. I will NEVER EVER EVER hit a sixteen against anything. I will only hit a sixteen when the count is +30 and you have a double down opportuniy. Then I will "throw the book out the window" and hit against everything. I am lurking in the shadows for you to open up a table and slaughter your head-up game. I will come in play three spots, curse, fart, torment the dealer, threaten other players, proclaim I am the greatest BJ player in the world and then prove it when I get every bj and you get your 48th strait stiff in a row. I will tell you how to play your stiff and then when you do otherwise laugh out loudly, clap or chant "you suck" when you bust. If you dare surrender you will be deemed a coward for life and I will assissnate your entire character while my ploppy brethern hum "We will rock you." FEEL MY THUNDER, COUNTER. Watch my wife with the bleach blond hair and bad complexion complain that you are ruining the "FLOW OF THE CARDS." Then watch me rally the rest of my fellow ploppies against you and try to chase you from the table, from the casino and from the face of the earth. I will alert every dealer when he or she makes a mistake in YOUR favor. I will stand on the chair, throw my drink or light a flare to get the dealers attention. WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY!!!!!-I DON'T AFFECT YOUR LONG RUN RESULTS!!!-MAYBE SO YOUNG JEDI, BUT THE SHORT TERM PSYCOLOGICAL AND SESSION AFFECT IS ENOUGH SATISFACTION FOR ME!! SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES COUNTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
