Jingle-plop, jingle-plop, ploppin all the way...
OH what fun to plop my ass..
in your head-up game today..HEY!
Driving in the snow.
in an uninsured chevrolet..
to the BlackJack tables we go..
pawn the presents on the way.. HEY!
Grandma's already drunk..
she's making my damn ears ring..
Do you think my game is junk?!?..
cause I don't hit a f-ing thing..HEY!
OOH JINGLE-PLOP, JINGLE-PLOP, PLOPPIN ALL THE WAY..
FEEL THE THUNDER WHILE I..
PLOP MY HAIRY ASS DOWN TODAY..HEY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS COUNTERS YOUNG AND OLD!