Some newcomers have trouble putting together their first post here. A few generic-type posts might be helpful, depending on the type of the person posting :
Computer geek
I'm looking for someone to test a most important finding in Blackjack strategy. It's between play A and play B : I have here a difference in EV of 0.00001928456554788883902% with my Combinatorial Analyzer but get 0.00001928456554788883909% when running a simulation. Standard run 9.5 trillion hands. What's going on??
Professional player
I'm a pro player and I think this website is a joke. A big fat joke. I only come here to laugh. Anyone who bets less than $1000 per hand shouldn't even be reading this post. Go ahead ask a question, make my day.
PS I'm actually a very nice guy.
Casino employee
Hi all. I'm new to this game and looking to form a team. My idol is Kenny Houston. You can e-mail me at my address to get in touch. Anyone here from Chicago? Let's roll.
Under age
What are the best places to get laid in Vegas? (Any good hooker stories?)
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