How come all these "Fer-Real Big-Time Pros" ...

... seem to be so dirt-clod stupid? And does it really make any sense that people who are really what these posers claim to be would be hanging out on this board just trying to shit on anyone who has more respect from fellow players than they'll ever have?

Are these guys really pros? Considering how completely useless their posts are to anyone who is just interested in the game, is there anyone here who really gives a shit if they're really pros?

Anyway, if these clowns are really big-shot pros, they must be borrowing someone else's brain. (And I suspect I'm not the only one with a good hunch who it is...)