In the holiday sprit of sharing, I like to give you APs a gift of laugh, not just a little ha ha:
>
> A retail store that sells new husbands "WHO COUNT CARDS" has just opened in New York City, where
> a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance is a description of how the store operates:
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
> of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
> may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
> the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> Kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
> and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
> to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help With Housework, and Have a Strong
> Romantic Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband
> Store.
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
> just across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
> The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Author: Unknown
