MEMO FROM Wily Snak E. Yes. Casinos Executive Manager
MEMO TO Bell Y. Ake. Table Games Executive Supervisor
Bell,
Just a note to summarize yesterday's long staff meet.
That idiot bunch in the White House at the moment, plus the Chief Idiot's expensive war that has dragged on forever has caused an economic downturn. (We are down a massive 2.075% for this quarter alone.) Luckily, thank the good Lord, millions of other idiots are still supporting our casinos by regularly losing their cash.
Misguided head wiseguys such as Wong, Snyder, Schlesinger, LV Bear etc, continue to foster and encourage their pesky little
guerrilla gangs of pirate wiseguys. But with my brilliant new plan, I think we can get the wiseguys to make up for our shortfall.
With our new expensive video systems in place, we can now get good close-up mugs for our own files, of serial pests. This should
enable us to give them the boot before their ass even touches down on one of our expensive new blackjack chairs.
Those few pests who do manage to sit, I expect to see a whole lot more restrictions, backoffs and taps. (forget 86 for now as it's too time-consuming/paperwork) For the whole of next month, your guys will get an added bonus of $9-75 (less tax) for each and every
tap, backoff or restriction. How about that!
That about covers it. Ah Bell, we seem to have a Leak somewhere
in the system dammit. Put this memo in your safe, pal, for
Chrissakes. Remember I said any more Deep Throat crap and you're
fired. Snak
