I am Wily Snak E. Yes. Former executive director of Gotcha Casino Chain Inc.
Last week, the board of directors saw fit to fire me � after 27 years of running their tight ship � because as they put it, I couldn�t control the leakage of 3 memos damaging to the corporate image. I was too honest for them, and how was it my fault anyway?
That�s gratitude for you. I made billions for those ungrateful, fat, lazy old pricks and this is how they repay me after 27 years! But I warned them what I might say, if they did, and they still voted to fire me! We�ll see about that. But first, to another prick.
Deep Throat, whoever the hell you are, you sneaky little friggin creep, I�m coming after you pal. With 100 grand out of my golden handshake money, paid upfront to my mob connection, I�ve made sure you will be more than a little slapped around this time. Burning and squeezing is too good for you buddy. Enjoy! If I was you, I�d hightail it to Mexico pronto, while you can still walk.
As I said already, misguided head wiseguys such as Wong, Snyder and Schlesinger continue to encourage pesky little bands of cheats. But the fact is casinos are already making regular yearly billions from a vast number of normal idiot blackjack losers. Cheating wiseguys represent only a couple of mere fleabites on the ass of the big dog picture, truth be known.
Casinos try to make a big deal about this wiseguy counting �problem� but it really costs them next to nothing. Petty pilfering by staff is a bigger minor problem, but by far the major one is theft on a grand scale, by directors and their executives in cahoots. I personally can vouch for that.
There, how was that for starters, all leaked through my new-found pal, LV Bear. How�s your stinkin corporate image doin now guys? But wait, there�s more�You don�t like leaks, huh? I�ll give you leaks. Try this:
Bear wants to ask you guys and your wives a little something about counting-room skimming and ex-hooker girlfriends living in secret Bahamas condos. Enjoy. Snak
