Fucked up piece of what must be passing for neo-journalism: Writer works at web magazine of "cutting edge" looking for "hot stories"; like the no-life guy with webcam in his room, who died and got millions of hits; et cetera.
It is a 'report' from an underground internet 'newspaper' about a blackjack player who wrote blackjack software to beat internet casinos. After each hand played the software would automatically bet for the next round. Only closing down if the count was minus. Strangely enough the computer hit a phenomonal winning streak. The BJ player was doing something else at the time and when he looked at what his AUTO-gambler software had accomplished, he had a heart attack. But in death he was still a winner. And he kept on winning until the internet pulled the plug declaring bankruptcy. He had won 15.7 million!
Now, he had a pet dog called Lady Di. But in his will it was not specified as to what species Lady Di belonged. So the money went to Prince William. Who now spends all his time training on www.bj21.com and aims to relieve Koffi Annarn of his millions in a BJ showdown.