For times of relative inactivity here, I kept a little something up my sleeve to fill in any blank time/cyberspace incontinuity. I can do this because of this website�s manifesto which is printed in small type up in the top right-hand middle corner of this page. Take a look now yourself, with a magnify glass. If you can�t be bothered, here it is in bigger print:
'Ain�t nuthin serious goin on here!'
This post is about something that touches the heart of every hopeful BJ soul who courageously tries to count as many as 6 or 8 decks quickly or accurately� pen-names. Looking up the archives again, I was intrigued by the imagination and ingenuity of some names there. I�ll start with my own idiotic pen-name, NB. When I chose it, I thought it sounded kinda scientific and had a nice ring to it, and was sort of� menacing; similar to �Stealth Bomber,� or �Blackjack Dark Knight,� I guess.
Later, I discovered a NB kills people but leaves casinos intact. I still don�t know what the hell is a neutron. Anyway, I�m on the lookout for a new name that reflects the metaphorical killing of casinos, leaving people intact. Reverse psychosis.
I wondered how many more of you out there have a Pname that has reached its use-by date, like I have with mine. One struck me as obvious. Fan2008. Hey Fan, were you also Fan2007,6,5, etc., and will you be Fan2009? LVBear584, when he retires in the not-too-distant-future and if he moves from Nevada, may need to drop the LV and consider a new softness, like Teddy or Yogi.
There are a couple of guys who may be still endlessly watching old movies or playing old rock bands over and over: Steely Dan and ET Fan. (Or ETF may have been an abductee, along with Alienated.)
Somebody Stinkfinger needs to know his girlfriend and her pals are gonna get him for that name. StainlessSteelRat may be now ready for larger, tougher rodents. If so he could confer with PrayingMantis or JC in an AdHoc fashion, but certainly not with Shyboy. DogHand� I dunno buddy. A dog bit me on the hand recently� How about CatHand or,�Oh yeah� PussyHand.
GreasyJohn, Beat Da House, BeachBum, DeMango and Bootlegger may be over the mob already, especially if GMan is on their case. Pieinthesky�s WRX is too fast for him now, and he�s looking for something a little less Flash.
The group of card maniacs still can�t decide on who is the best: IHate17, 21ForMe, SoftDoubleDown, IBeatYourAces and FrightOfHand. They�ll get over it. How about DMY11VA you guys, or S24HD28BNZA, or PitCSks, or 6:5StickIt.
Now, SuckUp, is that taken? I�ll try it on for size now.
Stanford maybe needs a new Uni. How about HarvardWong? Don, eternal, unchanging, until forever, Don. Two more I am considering: ExtraordinaryLuckToUsAll and LLKSMYAN (LadyLuckKissMyAssNow) SuckUp
