Affidavit
Hey Flash, I jus get this idea. Lets' place this affidavit on customers' car windshields of Indian casinos.
State of __________)
County of __________________) ss.:
AFFIDAVIT
I, Flash, residing at __________ Street, City of _____________, State of _________________, U.S.A., being first duly sworn on oath according to law, depose and say:
That Indian Reservations are sovereign states. You have NO rights whatsoever.
I had an acquaintance who was beaten half to death in an Indian Casino's hotel and spent 2 weeks in Intensive Care. His brother is a lawyer in that state, and had the unpleasant task of telling his card-counting brother the truth -- that he had NO recourse to any manner of redress. Nobody would be arrested and he would not receive a cent in compensation.
That I understand willfully false statements on this Affidavit can be punished by fine and or imprisonment.
________________________
Flash
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
______day of ___________, 2008.
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Notary Public