If you would to Perth's casino go,
There are things which you should know,
For if you machines would dare to play,
You a lot will have to play.
Though if you the games would understand,
You'll know why it is the building grand.
For if you would your game plan set,
At the minimum bet,
Of twenty cents a game,
You still will sufer pain,
As the house with twenty five percent,
Will win from you amounts magnificient.
But if you would the house work out,
You must see the layout.
Each game does just six seconds take,
So in time the house a lot can make.
In one minute - ten games,
Six hundred to the hour proclaims.
So after one hour,
You might be feeling sour,
Twenty cents by six hundred,
To one twenty dollars is measured,
And with a house percent of twenty five,
By dollars twenty nine the house will thrive.
So even if you're a cheapskate,
With twenty cents a game your betting rate,
Your hourly loss is dollars twenty nine,
Which is to Burswood fine,
As you nothing will take home,
Except perhaps a moan.
So before you would to Burswood casino
Go,
You must think,
Of why Burswood staff at each other wink,
When you yourself make ill,
While you with cash their pockets fill.
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If anyone knows the exact house percentage on
the poker machines I'd appreciate it as adjustments
to the above can be made.
By bringing in King card shufflers the casinos
are stealing the bread out of writer's mouths.
One never bites the hand that feeds them, but
if the hand refuses to feed...?
