Boomtown Rats
The Boomtown Rats said it best in I Don't Like Mondays:
They can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown?
What reason did the State of Mississippi need to require that casinos had to be built on water? (Although, Katrina gave 'em good incentive to allow them on land by moving a couple of them there herself.)
What reason did other river boat casino states need to require players to ride out away from shore for two hours with maximum session bankrolls limited to as low as $300?
What reason does North Carolina have for requiring blackjack to be played without real cards?
Why are all of the Indian casinos in Alabama limited to only bingo style games? (By the way, the Indians are appealing to the Feds to get this changed, first to allow slot machines, and then to allow card games, so keep an eye on this.)
There's a surburban town of Atlanta named Lilburn where the mayor and the city council just ruled that bars can no longer allow karoke, pool, darts, dancing, trivia games, or any other participative entertainment. All entertainment must be passive. (I wonder if watching strippers would be okay, then.)
The silicon chip inside their heads must've got switched to overload.