DD' - Santa gives you a bankroll boost and a trip back in time to meet Ken Uston
Walter Thomason - Santa gives you a simulator, that way you can simulate your progression and find out that doesn't work.
Clarke Cant - Santa lands you a job at MIT. You will be teaching theoretical physics. If the students can comprehend you, you will keep your job.
NA - Santa gives you a scholarship to MIT, that way you can be one of Clarke's students.
Grifter - Santa gives you nothing! You were naughty this year!
GBV - Santa gives you an editor for your blackjack book and a trip to NY to meet Don.
Bootlegger - Santa sets you up on a trip to meet George W, the president you honor and respect and will vote for in 2004.
Don Schlesinger - Santa gives you a trip to Vegas to play against a flashing dealer.
Stanford Wong - Santa gives you running shoes a copy of "Comedy for Dummies"
Cyrus - Santa gives you...well, make your wish. Santa gives you whatever you want.
That's all Santa had time for. I have many other presents to deliver tonight.