Man am I hung = I don't have a girlfriend
Two mercedes in the garage = My mom drives me to my job at McDonalds
Independently Wealthy = Living at my parents house
BMW850 = Bicycle (Montgomery Wards) $85 dollar special
INFERIORITY COMPLEX- in overdrive.
People that have two Mercedes in their carage don't tell you they have two mercedes in their garage because when you are rich Mercedes are just cars. So if there is anything lamer than my posts its someone that " has two Mercedes in their garage " LOL
I asked the Insurance Agent pointing to the Mercedes parked outside his office.
"Yeah", he replied, "The Porsche is in the shop."
I didn't buy any insurance off that guy.
How dare you call this post by BMW850 usual. What you do not realize if that he has taken of his posts to a new level, Histroically he has been satisfied to attempt to pass of others works as his now, He himself recognized the improbability of the events he describes by using the disclaimer " Believe it or not". I am doing good when I can keep my own count, bet accurately, try to remember where the good/bad playing sections are from the last shuffle, look for cards that may be bent or distinguishable by some method while watching to see if the dealer is flashing the hole care, and trying not to look like a counter. Whew!!-the difficulty of all this is why I enjoy it.
I can only guess at what BMW's IQ and mental resoures must be to do all these things and know what his fellow players are doing as well, down to knowing the guys is a counter,how many hands in a roll some other player has won and how much money the other player has won. I am convinced that he must have an amazing physique as well, you couldn't be puny and carry a brain that big around all day.
Get over it Troll patrol. Your just Jealous !
or you would KNOW Puiu's trademark "stolen" posts. I agree with Cant: He CAN'T steal anything decent. Same ole crap. Troll Patrol just points this out to the newbies. Good for him!!
but decided that you actually MEANT it! Sorry for the confusion.
