Never mind about taxzhit, be aware of Advantage Plays
> Card Counters, I get good news for you. You don't have to pay
> $70/hr to your CPA for preparing your tax returns.
Some better tax advice... Better yet, make him your BP. Then he can pay you! =)
-Sonny-
Hey Sonny, never mind about taxzhit, be aware of Advantage Plays (tongue in cheek), but 1 thing I do agree with you is: Recruiting your CPA as a BP is one of smartest advantage plays (sAPs).
Speaking of sAPs, I'm told how an knockout advantageplayer is able to earn her living from casinos. Here's the story:
"Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless."
With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new blouse!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers who have glued their eyeballs at her most beautiful bouncing boos.
"Yes! I win! I win!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought you were watching!""
Well, there may be some doubting Missourians (the show-me-guys) here about the advantage plays, especially the part about the most beautiful boos. Well, well, well... I get the proof to show the Doubters. Just roll down to see the proof...100% proof.
The proof was taken during her friend's wedding ceremony at a church. She popped her boos while jumping up and catching the bouquet. I hope nobody objects to this sexy pic. If so, I will block the boos with a magic marker. However, the doubting Missourians will definitely be displeased because they want the "show-me-stuff" unadulterated. I can't please all parties, can I?
