Happy Holidays!

A joyous, Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, and a prosperous New Year, to all my friends at bj21!

ETF

http://www.vidlit.com/festivus/

I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about them!

You yell at me for changing the flow of the cards when I stand on my 16 vs. 10. There is no such thing as the flow of the cards. Your chances of winning are the same regardless of how I play.

You give unsolicited advice on how to play my hand. And it's the wrong advice. You are wrong when you tell me I should double my soft 14 against the dealer's 3. Please don't give me advice if I don't ask for it.

You tell me that I'm making a stupid play by hitting soft 18 vs. a 10. You say 18 is strong and I shouldn't hit it. 18 is not that strong. You have a better chance of winning when you hit soft 18 vs. 10.

You bang on the table when you lose a hand. If you can't afford to lose money, you shouldn't be playing.

Now, it's time for the feats of strength!

You give unsolicited advice on how to play my hand.

Not many people who seek out an advantage play website would do this. The person to whose post you are responding certainly wouldn't do this. Did you mean to post this at John Patrick's website and posted it at BJ21.com by mistake?

I take it you are not a Seinfeld fan.

Eliot Jacobson referenced Festivus which is a made up holiday featured on an episode of Seinfeld. The airing of grievances is a tradition part of festivus. Since he mentioned Festivus, I decided to have an airing of grievances blackjack style.

It was a joke.

http://www.vidlit.com/festivus/

Truly a great holiday. Please join us next year, December 23, with your grievances ready.

For those old enough to remember... ;-)

You got it!

Ask Kathy Griffin.

At the comedy cellar when my friend was attending NYU. He looks like Jerry but he is like the "Corky" from life goes on version. Anyway, his act was very good IMHO and he was a special guest(walk on). The real funny part was that there were 2 Korean guys with 2 Chinese girls who couldn't speak English or Korean. They must have been gangsters or just crooked businessman. Anyway, one of the Korean guys kept heckling Jerry and asked him if he could drive his Porsche and why he was doing this if he had 250 mil and if he was going to buy them all drinks. I thought I was the only wiseguy Korean(you should have seen me in class), once I told my home and careers teacher that I wanted to be a Gynecologist when I grew up and would give her a free pelvis and breast exam. She said OK! lol. She always wore revealing outfits and was very well endowed, always bending over, you know the deal. Anyway that friend is an amateur comedian, kind of funny at times on stage talked about NYU = now your unemployed but I guess that's if you have a C average like he did which is not funny. You should know who Seinfeld is because there is a Jerry Seinfeld theater in Vegas but as I read in Blackbelt in BJ 3rd edition most of the surveillance is done from the eye so your comedy routine might not go as far as other casinos in other parts of the country.

Is your name Lee or is it really Yi?

I was always of the opinion that Lee was just an American way of incorrectly saying the name Yi.

In Korea it's E but on my birth certificate it's different cause I was born here. So, whatever name you use Lee, Rhee or Yee it's the same name. My username is Mr. Lee because it is more common and harder to track down. When I go to the casinos that don't already know me I'll try to play anon.