Funny stuff!

Check this "system" out:

http://www.bigempire.com/vegas/luckybj.html

Make sure you scroll down to see the "basic strategy" chart!

Make sure you read his osther "systems" too!!!

The key, of course, is the bigempire domain name.

"Lucky Ned" is from those loveable rascals who bring us CheapoVegas.com

"In the game called blackjack, two fives DO NOT add up to ten--they add up to TROUBLE! It doesn't matter if the dealer has a four or a ten or a slice of lemon pie--you ALWAYS SPLIT FIVES! You see, fives wish they were tens and when they get together, they like to take out their frustrations by summoning busting cards to the top of the deck. When I see two fives, I get me an aching in my gut that says GET THOSE FIVES APART! Remember GO WITH YOUR GUTS!!!"

This guy makes Patrick look like a saint.

--Mayor

ROTFLMAO deja vu

$1 craps at LVC im there!!!!!!

BS = basic strategy

"His" B.S. = (well, I can't print that here!)

really funny stuff... I needed a laugh!

The sad part is that I know a co-worker that sounds just like this. He says that all the "experts" don't know how Blackjack really works like he does and if they really knew how to play they would all be at the casino and not writing books. According to him you just have to know when it's your "lucky" time so you can bet big. Of course you also have to:
Not play with bad players who mess up the order of the cards.
Never take the dealers bust card.
Not count your chips.
Leave when there's going to be a "bad shoe".
And so on...
Why isn't he rich yet? Well, he just needs a big enough bankroll so he can bet really big when he's in his "lucky" streak.

The sad part is that I know a co-worker that sounds just like this. He
says that all the "experts" don't know how Blackjack really works like
he does and if they really knew how to play they would all be at the
casino and not writing books. According to him you just have to know
when it's your "lucky" time so you can bet big. Of course you also have
to:
Not play with bad players who mess up the order of the cards.
Never take the dealers bust card.

I know someone whose friend goes to Vegas constantly. He says to always hit 12, never play with players who don't play your system as it will screw stuff up, etc. You're right it's sad- there are people who believe what these people say, and then lose lots of money. The people at the casinos probably 'tremble' when they see these players because they know they're going to win lots of money from them, and they are overjoyed about it.

Now I'll give you a "freebie". Look for this sequence the next time you play. In a six deck shoe, for reasons I can't logically explain, when 2's and 3's come out of the shoe the Aces always seem to be very close by. You'll see them hit in three's in a group of twelve to fourteen cards. Is there a mathematical or scientific explanation? I do not know. I do know that as a casino manager I watched game after game after game of blackjack, usually three at a time, and at any given moment I could walk up to a table and tell you when the aces are coming. Drives the card counters nuts! Feel free to use this little hint to improve your odds and of course amaze your friends and remember to check out this page from time to time for more free tips and secrets from Ferro's Eye.

--http://www.blackjacksystem.com/tips.htm

... when they see these players during earthquakes!

His other systems (http://www.bigempire.com/vegas/luckyned.html) are just as bad. However, at least on this page they admit that the systems are bogus and will not win money for the serious player.

And here I am standing on that hand... what a loser I am.

"Also, lots of folks in Vegas never heard of splitting and if you split while they are watching, it makes you seem like you know the game inside and out. How does this help you, you wonder. Well, there you go thinking too much again."

"And play until every last cent you have is gone, because you can't have a miraculous comeback unless you set yourself up for one."

Ahh... this is one of the greatest laughs I've had in a while.

Big Six: Big means BIG WINNNING! Bet heavy here and let it ride!
Big Eight: This is a sucker bet, do not wager here!