MEMO from: Wily Snak E. Yes. Gotcha Casino Chain Executive Director
MEMO to: Hog T. Ied. Gotcha Table Games Executive Supervisor
Hog,
Congrats on your big new promotion and welcome aboard here.
Maybe he wasn�t Deep Throat� Anyway, after I fired Bell Y. Ake (God he was a pain,) I used his mob connection to cover all my bases and plug any more leaks. My other two main suspects got slapped around a little, no facial marks, one busted leg, nothing serious, you know how it is. Message delivered and game over! That was the only good thing to come out of all that Throat crap. Thank God all that�s over. I�m now 200% certain that�s the end of Deep Throat, sure as ice melts in hell.
My plan to tap the wiseguys for our shortfall didn�t quite work out like I expected. Bell�s guys went to town and back with my $9-75 tap bonus thing and tapped far too many legit idiot blackjack winners, which in turn, lowered overall butts on seats. So I�ve dropped that idea and reinstalled 86 as of now. I made an enquiry of Zender for help with this wiseguy stuff but he wants a zillion too much.
Anyway, my next brilliant plan to counter the wiseguy counters is this, and it�s your chance to show me what you�re made of, pal. I want 200 hand-picked people (from our staff total list of 10,567) to immediately begin training, to expand our currently too-small fleet of our own wiseguy counter-counters, as our more SPIES. Get it? See the brilliance of it!
Hog, find out first if we actually have 200 people that are smart enough to be trained to recognize who is a wiseguy and who is just your normal idiot rare winner. If that�s a yes, then go for it, quick. (That will be 8-weeks training, all on minimum wage.)
That about covers it. Er, Hog. Make sure no-one else has access to your computer, not even the cleaning lady for chrissakes. Oh and one last thing. Your wife wouldn�t be blabbing to her hairdresser for example, any of our little casino secrets now, would she? I need to know all bases are remaining covered for certain and sure from now on.
Bring home the bacon, Hog! Snak
