Cheesy Las Vegas hotel?

We are going to vegas and staying at the Luxor for 3 days we also want to stay at the cheesyest hotel in town for one nite. Im talking heart shaped vibrating bed, red walls, mirrors, bad porn, the works!
Anyone know of such a place? I have looked all over the net and cant find one. We are leaving this weekend.

Never stayed there, but the Western may be your cup of tea for one night. Listed as a "bonafide dump" by the website, the attached link will provide you with the dumpiest of dumps. I can vouch for the "bonafide dump" as far as the casino is concerned, but I don't think I'd sleep there. Why you'd want to do this is beyond me. Most of these places need to be steam cleaned or meet a wrecking ball.

Better IMO to get a nice room at Bellagio facing the strip and enjoy the moment.

Be careful, you may go home with something you didn't leave with!

I�m talking heart shaped vibrating bed, red walls, mirrors, bad porn, the works!

The Western is a dump. I don�t think that�s what J.R. is looking for. From his post, I gather he wants something tacky.

I don't think the Western fits the bill.

J.R., I believe most of Las Vegas has shed its tacky 1970�s casino d�cor. There may be something in the city, but I can�t think of any place that will match your needs.

There's a hotel on Virginia St. in Reno that has themed rooms. This sounds like what you're looking for. I don't know of any such places in Vegas. Maybe in the North Strip area around the wedding chapels?

JB

We are going to vegas and staying at the Luxor for 3 days we also want to stay at the cheesyest hotel in town for one nite. Im talking heart shaped vibrating bed, red walls, mirrors, bad porn, the works!
Anyone know of such a place? I have looked all over the net and cant find one. We are leaving this weekend.

No heart-shaped vibrating beds, but the kingsize-bed rooms in the Island Tower (nearest to the airport) have mirrors on the ceilings and wall. I think you can order porn on the TV.

place called he Oasis Motel on the north end of the strip that advertises 'adult movies' on its marquee. May be what you are looking for.

They were doing some specials on Elvis Presley on television last night.

One show was about The Heartbreak Hotel across from Graceland. If you're ever in Memphis, I believe you might enjoy this place. It is definitely not a dump, but it pushes out the edge of the envelope for cheesy.

Link provided below.

On my first trip to Tunica, early in my BJ career, when I didn't have any comps yet, I stayed at Heartbreak Hotel. Before I left my house I called them and asked for directions. When I asked the hotel operator where they were located in Memphis she replied "We're down at the end of Lonely St." Well of course. How stupid could I be? :)

JB