I'd like to hear your favorite ways to clear out a bj table. Mine is splitting tens.
The funniest I've heard is lighting a match and holding it till it burns out.
I usually just whip out my "doogan" and yell to the ladies, "Chip snake! There's a chip snake on the loose!"
Last time I did that, one bored lady said, "Judging from the size of 'im, I'd say he's after the red chips".
...only when the count is negative.
My son found this "fart in a can" stuff at some novelty store. The spray can is small enough to fit in your pocket, and it produces about the same smell as a couple of pounds of bush's baked beans mixed with cabbage. :)
We tried this at a table once where a guy was just simply obnoxious, telling everyone what to play, etc. And he got irate when someone farted and sullied "his breathing space".
My son gave a shot of this under the table, the guy goes "Jesus Christ, someone just crapped in their pants!" However, someone else said "Hey, I smell a little phosgene in that, that could be dangerous."
We promptly got the hell out.
Didn't want to be held as terrorists or any such crap. :)
BTW it cleared the obnoxious one out post-haste. :)
Casino life can be funny... :)
Is using "canned farts" considered a cheating device in Nevada if used to clear the table or in this case the whole casino???
they stink like all hell, and you probably don't want to get caught spraying some sort of noxious-smelling gas in a crowded place. :)
Silly question maybe, but I wouldn't put it past a casino.
I sometimes find myslef pressing my fingers into my arm along with the count. A form of counting on my fingers. It isn't obvious at all, but what is the legality of counting on your fingers? Can fingers be considered a device? If chips can be considered a cheating device if used to keep the count or measure the cards in the discard tray, I suppose fingers are a cheating device too.
You're kidding with that question, right?
>>NRS 465.080 Use of counterfeit, unapproved or unlawful wagering instruments; possession of certain unlawful devices, equipment, products or materials....
(b) To use any device or means to violate the provisions of this chapter.
3. It is unlawful for any person, not a duly authorized employee of a licensee acting in furtherance of his employment within an establishment, to have on his person or in his possession on or off the premises of any licensed gaming establishment any device intended to be used to violate the provisions of this chapter.<<
If hands counted, every non-amputee patron in the casino would be guilty. Casinos can be silly, but I doubt they'd be silly enough to try that.
