Are clarke cant and john may the same?

I see alot of similarities in there posts.

John May is a brilliant young advantage player based in England. He has published two books, Get the Edge at Blackjack, and Baccarat for the Clueless. He also hosts the Card Counter's Cafe, over on Yahoo Clubs. There he posts as "advantageplayer." He also occasionally uses the nom de cyber "Green Baize Vampire. While decidedly unconventional at times, I have always found his writings to be clear, concise and easily understood.

I know little about Clarke, other than that I believe he is based in Las Vegas. He has provided some interesting insights into Las Vegas history.

As for some of his other posts . . .

for only one them profits with from his gibberish

while the other is a notch too ignoble for that steady an aim.

Dis-a-gree-ability has imposed its ruptured character upon the one
Where-as a sm---o---o---th agreeability oozes out of the creamy entrails of the other.

Infact, one erupts verbally like an ancient Volcano that periodically still go's off ( over and over again )

While the other orgasm's verbally ( again and again ) like a pubescent boy who has just discovered the mystical poet Blake.

One is still all wet behind the ears you know, but hides it quite well with a dash of well-placed brillcream.

While the other is simply all wet and hides it from ( almost ) no one!

NO SNOOKER! These cats are not the same personage at all, but if they have you snookered I can understand. It happens to the best, and probably the worst of us too, EVEN for goodness sake, the insnookerable Mr Parker.