Wanted : Shakespearean responses to ploppies
I'm looking for responses in Iambic Pentameter to be used against ploppies who criticize my play at the tables.
I'm looking for responses in Iambic Pentameter to be used against ploppies who criticize my play at the tables.
Were I so dull to heed such rude advice,
my purse would be as empty as thy head!
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing."
How about Brando from Apocalypse Now: "The Horror, the horror, the horror."
of diarreah, beware whenst you feel the wrath of mine scorn.
To lock such rascal counters from his friends,
Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts,
Dash him to pieces!
- Julius Caesar, IV, 1
But don't ask me if that's in Iambic Pentameter, I can't count to five, unless it's on dice.
