Tooth Implant for BJ use

I saw a new telephone device on the News. They were talking about implanting a mobile phone into someone's tooth, and that only the person can hear the conversation because the soundwaves are travelling up his jawbone (or something like that). They didn't explain how the person dials a phone number, so I have no info about that.

Anyway, this got me thinking...can this new device be used to directly instruct a player to play his hand. Picture this scenario:

* 3 people get together (2 guys+1girlfriend), and each contribute equally to a joint bank * guy number 1 has the tooth implant, and sits at a BJ table with his girlfriend. * the girlfriend is standing next to guy 1, and acts all happy when they win a hand. She also has a cellular phone in her jacket pocket, which is connected to a remote site. She is inputting the card values as they're dealt, she can use the * and # keys to indicate what cards her boyfriend got dealt, etc. * guy nummber 2 is at the remote site, he's monitoring a BJ program that plays perfect BJ. Depending how hi-tech the setup is, the computer either receives the phone signals directly, or guy number 2 is inputting the cards manually. The playing & betting instructions are transmitted to guy number 1 via his tooth implant. The risk factor would have to be zero. A cellular phone would never be suspected (or proven) as a tool for BJ play. There would be no evidence of BJ computer devices, all the processing is done off-site. The tooth implant travels up the jawbone, so no RF signal would emit. Even if it did emit RF, it would only be the same as a cellular phone signal anyway.

Does all this sound too far-fetched? Could this work?

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/TalkingPoints/AudioTooth/index.asp

backroom you guys we'll have to yank all yer teeves.

strange with your hand in your pocket the whole time punching in numbers.

If you don't think that the Ear in the Sky can pick up conversations, think again: It can be done with easy to find equipment, and the more sophisticated ones are well within a casino surveillance's budget. So if your calling out counts, hold cards, or ordering up a stripper for your room, beware of the ear in the sky.

Concerns of brain cancer caused by the cellular phones microwave radiation would also figure into the expected value equation. Oh, and I think it's illegal, too.

Wouldnt it just be easier to count the cards and play?

I think you underestimate the speed required. By the time your lame girlfriend punches the key the dealer will be staring at you waiting for your decision. Are you s'posed to just sit there with your hand to your ear, squinting, waiting for God to talk to you and tell you whether to split those cards?

Sounds like something in a movie.

Maybe if you're the NSA you can listen in on cell conversations but since cell phones have gone digital and the conversations are encrypted the days of picking up Tom Cruise fighting with his wife are over.

Surveilence can not hear your phone calls. This is paranoia.

into phone inside casino, silly.
NOT picking up the digitized, encrypted signal.

the player is getting his intructions via his tooth phone, not verbally. the girlfriend is only inputting numbers, not intsructing the player...silly.

Radio direction finders and other legit devices to discover the source of any out of the ordinary RF (radio frequency) emissions. You will be nailed rather quickly. Casey computers and other devices also generate RF emissions (to a lesser degree) and these countermeasures have been suspected by some in how they got busted.