The Swedish Articles

There was a thread below that had a post by Robert Lux containing a link to a couple of Swedish articles. I had asked for a translation, and Robert wanted clarification of which articles.

In the time that it took me to confirm that the lanquage was indeed Swedish in the first place, the whole thread was busted by Stanford, probably due to some insults that had occurred in prior posts in the thread.

Stanford, if I am wrong about the reason for the busted thread, and this post is still not in compliance, my apologies, and feel free to bust it.

In reply to Robert, yes those were the two articles. I was just curious. I didn't even know that was your boss. The only Swedish I know is to tell a pretty girl that I would like to "yumber bonz".
:-)

As far as your age, you are doing the right thing in learning to count while too young to play. Your youth allows you to easily learn to count, and counting will be effortless for you when you become a seasoned player. I wish I had learned at your age.

I'll translate it/them for you and post it/them tomorrow. May I ask for what reason you want them? Just curious :-) If you want me to translate the article of my boss as well, I will have to ask him first, whether it is ok or not.

If you're interested, there are other articles and summaries on gambling books (a whole bunch, all graded), which I have written. I am a volunteer at the page, and contribute with new material approximately once every fifth day to once every week.

Best regards, Robert V. Lux

Don't go to any great detail or trouble. I guess when I see a photo with a story in another lanquage, it just piques my curiosity.

Could that possibly be the Southern version of language?

"yumber bonz".

A badger? In which orifice?

next time you paddle up front! :-)

Here's the article you asked for. If there are any more articles you'd like to have translated, then tell me.

"My interest in gambling grew four years ago. I was immediately fascinated, and began reading plenty of books. In the beginning I mainly focused on poker. Though, when I after one year of intensive play with my friends, I realized I didn�t develop and improve my poker playing. My psychological ability to read my opponents was, and still is, my weakest point. During my one year long �poker career�, I read everything I could on gambling, and still do today. I converted from poker to blackjack, and the interest of the game increased gradually. In order to develop in blackjack, I began making formulas of probability of my own. As time went on, I developed strategies and techniques of my own, such as �chip arrangement� (a very sufficient way of arranging the chips, in order to quickly calculate wins/losses). I will eventually contribute with these techniques on kasinocentralen.

My motto is: �Always willing to take a bet�, and �It doesn�t matter whether you are the banker or I, in the long run I will get you anyway� (might sound cocky, though it is true in most cases).In my spare time, I mostly read books on gambling, practice blackjack (card counting, etc.), post on forums, work at www.kasinocentralen.nu by constantly contributing with new articles and summaries, ahng out with friends, and I also do a lot of sports, i.e. golf, tennis, street hockey, jog and badminton.

My future plans (or dreams) are to work one year on a luxury cruise ship, in the casino, since you don�t have to pay tax on the salary. There after, I plan to use the money made on the boat as my bankroll, when I try it out as a professional blackjack player, probably just for a limited period. Despite experienced players and experts warn people from becoming pros, since they live a stressful life, and their social life suffers. My goal is to become rich, and stay in the casino business for the rest of my life, either as a player or a boss.

Gambling is an interest of mine, it is my passion, it is my life. You only live once � so live!"

/Robert V. Lux

Poker or 21, if you don't get the cards you lose-NO MATH.

Cruise ships- there are some boats on the surface- there are one hell
of a lot more of them on the bottom. At least two of those were
unsinkable. Can you swim the channel ? How 'bout the ocaen.