Some experiences I`ve had...
You find all types in the casinos...
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Casino A
Pit critter "Yo Syph! I like you, and I`ve been told to tell you to leave ... and I think you know why. But my boss is a jerk, and he comes in the morning. So you can play on my shift anytime ... just make sure you`re gone in a few hours."
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Dealer: "Lets work together and both make some money"
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Casino B
Pit boss "Heh ... you know you should really be playing two hands, and I recommend you use the Ten Count...."
Syph: "Uh ... what do you mean?"
Pit boss "Son, I`ve been watching these games for 30 years. I remember when Kenny use to come here."
Syph: "Oh ... uh ...so you don`t mind if I play?"
Pit boss: "I`ve been through 2 divorces ... think I care about this shit?"
The next week Syph gets the early shuffle everytime he sits down.
Syph : "Hey, I thought you said you didn`t care?"
Pit Boss: "Ha! Ha! I don`t! Ah ... but you`re a good kid, let me get you dinner."
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Casino C
"Please step away from the table! Show me your ID! Come back here! Stop! Show me your ID!"
(Syph is followed out by security goons with cameras)
(max bet: $50)
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Dealer: "Most of our wages come from tips"
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Casino D
Pit boss: "Hey, would you like a room? Next time you come back, I`ll set you up in one of the nicer rooms, bring a girlfriend..."
(Spreading $5-100)
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Casino C (again)
Security: "We are arresting you for tresspassing!"
Syph: "Are you going to physically detain me?"
No answer ... Syph gets up and walks to the door followed by the goons with cameras (again)...
On the way out, one of the goons panics and accidentally slaps Syph`s wrist ...
"See that! See that! He hit me!" goon squeaks.
(Top bet: $16)
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Dealer "Why don`t you throw a nickel out there for me?"
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Casino E:
(Syph wins $25)
Dealer: "You obviously don`t have many friends."
Syph : "I do OK."
(Syph wins $50)
Dealer : "You see .. I also count"
Syph : "Count what?"
(Syph wins $50)
Dealer shuffles
(Syph wins $25)
Dealer shuffles
(Syph wins $25)
Dealer "...but its not working right now...."
(Syph wins $50)
Dealer shuffles.
Dealer then proceeds to rat Syph out to the pit boss who couldn`t give a damn, much to her chagrin.
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Dealer: "Remember ... the dealer is always on your side"
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Casino G
Ploppy : "You owe me $10 because I saved the table."
Syph (not missing a beat): "Ah ... but you owe me $50 for cutting the deck. So give me $40 and we`ll be square ... hey, where`s my money?"
Syph: "Give me my money!"
(note to all, attack abusive ploppies. If you are kind, it will only encourage them)
Later in the game:
Ploppy : "You are playing stupid, do as I say, and make a bet for the dealer ... you are so stupid ... what are you doing? No! No! Don`t hit! God are you stupid!)
(soft 18 v 10)
Ploppy : "I`m going to make you lose! I hope you like losing money, because I`m going to make you lose!"
Syph: "r u drunk?"
Next day: Syph sits down at the table, "Ploppy" promptly gets up and leaves.
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Dealer: "Syph, we like you, but ... some customers are good tippers, and if you anger them and they leave... maybe the dealers might not like you so much"
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Casino H:
Pit Boss : "Hey Syph, gonna clean us out again?"
Syph : "Gee ... you remember me?"
Pit Boss : "Oh yes."
Syph : "Got kinda lucky last time, huh?"
Pit Boss : "Uh huh"
(Two hours later, +$750)
Pit Boss : "When you hit $1000, I`m cutting you off."
Syph : "OK"
2 Hours later, Syph is -$1000 for the night.
Pit Boss, quite amused : "Tough game, huh?"
Syph : "Uh huh"
Pit Boss : "Let me get you breakfast."
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Casino I:
(Syph gets backed off from the dayshift, twice, playing $5-$20 ... so now plays the graveyard shifts)
Pit boss: "Oh yah, you`ll win a bit here and there ... but in the end, we`ll grind you down."
Syph : "But I am very clever"
Pit boss : "Oh, I know ... it won`t help you"
(never did get backed off on that shift, and ended up with a pretty good haul (for a red chipper) for the summer.
(Spread $5-$75.)
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Not sure if I had a point, but I can`t sleep, so I thought I`d ramble a bit.
Best,
Syph
(ps All games were single deck.)