BLACKJACK NEWS WIRE
June 19, 2002
In a statement released earlier today, the BJ21 community was shocked to learn that the name 'GolfCart' has been officially retired.
"I don't know, I just got tired of it . . maybe it's the Aries in me" stated the poster who now wishes to be referred to as ParanoidAndroid. Asked how they derived their new name, they responded, "It's just a tribute to one of my favorite bands".
While handles of all kinds are seen on message boards, rarely does a poster make such a bold move to change their handle. "I just hope that my fellow posters will not object to it", stated the newly-minted ParanoidAndroid.
Naturally, the issue of e-mail had to of been a factor in this shocking decision. "I will still keep my old address of golfcart@hushmail.com. But posters can also reach me at paranoid-android@hushmail.com"
ParanoidAndroid was last seen practicing their British accent for their upcoming trip to Vegas.
Blackjack News Wire will follow this story and post updates as necessary.
I may be paranoid, but I'm no android
