the real skinny
I am Ukranian. I am part of the Ukranian mob. My people specialize in mortgage fraud, Medicare fraud, insurance fraud, Nigerian inheritance fraud, roofing fraud, and driveway sealant fraud. Myself, I am a kidnapper.
I have your precious Stanford Wong, manacled to a toilet in my basement. I asked for a million in C notes. "You're dreaming", they said. I made the price a quarter million in small bills. "No way", said those cheap skates at Pi Yee. Fifty grand Canadian, I said. "Too much", they pleaded. Five large in any denomination Bahamian banknotes, I responded. "We have a budget", they whined.
Well, I'm through being Mister Nice Guy. Now it's fish or cut bait! I get $500 US in my PayPal account by this time tomorrow or the Wong guy goes on eBay, without reserve. And this time, I mean it.