I have decided to celebrate my burgeoning understanding of 21 and card counting by writing a book, in the time honored fashion of those who came before me. I've come up with some pithy titles, which is also the tradition. Maybe you could help me select the best one, or come up with an alternate selection, which, of course, becomes my intellectual property right should I use it.
DYNAMITE DOUBLE DOWN PROFIT POWER
AMBI-DECK-STROUS CHIP COUNT
BJ YOUR WAY TO RICHES (for women counters, some non-counting behavior required)
QUIT WORK, PLAY BJ, SLEEP THE ULTIMATE SLEEP (beyond Uston)
BLINDFOLDED WONGING (also works for slots)
KILLING THE KRITTERS
THE MAH JONG COUNT (the little known verklempt subtlety)
GOOSE THE DEUCE (obtaining second base from an recalcitrant
layman)
APOCOLYPSE PAST POSTING
MAKING YOUR SPLITS THE URI GELLER WAY (you don't touch the cards)
MARTHA STEWARTS PROGRESSION (he does the counting you just bet)
THE ULTIMATE BIN LADEN BJ STRATEGY (use any of the above methods, then blow your disguise to some Binion security guards)
