New York New York casino. In Vegas for a little vacation, ironically enough with friends this time instead of big money, no intention to win it all. New York casino is crowded, and we are playing at a ten dollar table, shoe game (great rules), ranging from ten to sixty dollars. I�m well aware this is not enough to win, and the radar is off.
I have two big chances to save myself. The pit phone rings and the supervisor turns around and stares right at me. Normally this is the signal to bail out of the plane, but this time I�m thinking for sure it�s coincidence, no way would surveillance look twice at my spread (with cover!). Then the three security guards show up. Plus two older guys, dressed very nicely. There�s a several minute conference in the pit, and all of them are staring intently at the video screen, which unfortunately I cannot see. I�m thinking no possible way can this be for me. Also, there has been a lot of booze involved in this vacation. Curse the devil�s brew! I�ve never gotten in trouble sober. Anyway, the next thing I know all five of them are standing right behind me, and the manager says �sir please step away from the table.� Ok maybe this is for me after all.
At this point I make my critical decision, which in retrospect may have been a mistake. I do not turn to face the manager. Instead I simply pick up my chips and head for the door. Over my shoulder I hear the security guard say �what should we do?,� to which the manager says �eighty six him.� Shoot. I�m read the whole riot act on my way out including dire consequences should I ever set foot on the property again, so long as I shall live. Whew. It�s a daunting speech, and the first time for me! They never ask me for ID. Then I reach the door, and that�s it.
How in the world did they get me? I never used my player�s card, didn�t bet a lot (the entire trip), wasn�t there more than an hour. I played about two hours the night before on the shoe with the same range, no heat at all (of course). I had, however, tried to break the shoe in black chips about three months prior. Someone must have recognized me up in the sky, called the manager � and then sent the video feed of my last trip down to the pit for him to confirm ID? What a Herculean administrative task. Possibly some of this much talked about facial recognition software may have tagged me, but since I�ve never been 86�d before this seems far less likely. The casino is taking this more seriously than I had accounted for.
My friends are all very impressed. Not exactly in a good way, though.

